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So, You Wanna Be an Online Tycoon?
Well, 2025’s around the corner, and if you didn’t do it during 2024… then, this is your sign and brief overview as to what realistically the monkeys of failure may swing your way, or not.
(Spoiler Alert: It Ain’t Easy, But It Can Be Hilarious)
Okay, let’s be real. You’ve dreamt of it.
Sipping margaritas on a beach in Bali while your online empire rakes in the cash. Passive income, baby!
But hold your horses, friend.
Building an online business is less “instant riches” and more “rollercoaster ride with a questionable safety inspector.”
So, buckle up, buttercup, because we’re about to dive headfirst into the wild world of online business success (and the hilarious fails along the way).
The Odds Are Stacked Against You (But Hey, Who Doesn’t Love a Challenge?)
First, the bad news.
Statistics say that most online businesses go belly up faster than a goldfish in a hot tub. Some say 90% fail within four months! Yikes!
It’s a jungle out there, with everyone and their grandma trying to sell…
